Flying Alarm Clock
"Everything Should Fly"
We here at DailySteals.com believe that everything is better when it flies. Don't believe us? Let's take a look at this simple comparison chart:
Fish: Aquatic animals that stay in the water. Not very exciting if you stay on land.
Flying Fish: Aquatic animals that leap out of the water with amazing agility, attacking unsuspecting Italian Plumbers on quests to save a princess.
Nun: Member of a religious order that generally dresses in black and white. Known for being demure.
Flying Nun: Member of a religious order that generally dresses in an awesome ridiculous headgear, able to take wing in passing breezes, bears strong resemblance to Sally Field
Brothers Karamazov: Depressing Novel about moral struggles.
Flying Karamazov Brothers: Hilarious juggling act involving music, cereal, and random bizarre items demanded by the audience.
And finally,
Alarm clock: Annoying beeping morning device; easily turned off without waking up.
Flying Alarm Clock: Exciting beeping morning wake-up device; shoots rotor high into the air, which must be retrieved and replaced to stop the alarm. Will make you wake up.
Features:
* Snooze function
* Large digital display
* Rotor that flies up to 9' in the air
* Entertaining mornings
* Easier time waking up
* 7 oz. weight